There are three things I do far better than most women I know: 1) saving money, 2) homemade recipes, and 3) doing laundry.
Wait, no. What I meant to say is that I do them worse. Worse than most women I know.
Worse than all the women. Everywhere. And men. Also, most children over the age of 4.
Shoot, there are probably a few species of primates that could argue their superiority in those three areas as well. But I’m probably better than most primates at arguing, so it would be a very long, cyclical debate.
With lots of mud-slinging.
I have absolutely no idea where I was going with this.
Wait! Good thing I went ahead and wrote out the title of this post. See how smart that was?
[Yes, I think what we've all learned so far is exactly how smart you are, Katy.]
If you’re one of my lovely gentleman readers who is squeamish about “female things,” now would be a good time for you to find something a bit less unsettling to read. Like 2,000 pages of ObamaCare legislation.
Take care, and we’ll see you tomorrow. Or after the next election.
Does anyone else feel like they’re watching an episode of Days of Our Lives with everything that has been going on with this whole General Petraeus scandal? It’s almost like Days of Our Lives meets Army Wives meets Real Housewives meets The (Married) Bachelor.
Happy election day! Or, as I like to call it, “The day when we vote for the individual who will bring us one step closer to actually keeping up with the Kardashians.”
Y’all, I am so excited to have this election past us. Can’t we all just go out for a frozen yogurt after this is over and talk about the good ‘ole days when we were free from political corruption and media bias?
I found a fun, new way to creep out your neighborhood, Starbucks barista!
After my hubby got home from his class this afternoon, I decided to go grab a coffee and head to the grocery store – alone. Believe me, after a cross-country flight to Atlanta and a scream-filled road trip to Montgomery, Alabama, I needed some solo time.
Update: The winner of the Romney Chia Pet is…
LilMondu: “Chicken, onions, mushrooms, bell peppers, Roma tomatoes. On a pizza from Papa John’s. With garlic dipping sauce. Yum!
Congratulations! Contact us via the contact page to claim your prize.
If you’re at all like me, you’re beside yourself with excitement about tonight’s final Presidential debate.
The only things I enjoy more than a lively Presidential debate are indigestion, media bias and people blocking me on Facebook because of my commentary.
During the Presidential debate this past Tuesday, a Facebook friend of mine – actually, she’s a real, live friend of mine who lives across the street – appropriately identified some of her Facebook friends as “armchair politicians.” She’s referring to those who have never played the politics “game,” yet they seem to have so much to say about it.
I happen to like her analogy.
This week’s How-to Tuesday is a wrap-up of my time with both the Obamas and the Romneys where I counseled them on how to woo mom voters in America.
And as we head into tonight’s Presidential debate, I’ll watch with bated breath to make sure both candidates took my advice to heart.
And if Mitt Romney even thinks about mentioning Costco, so help me…