My Professional Background - Once upon a time, I wanted to be a motivational speaker. Actually, I was a professional motivational speaker for about 5 years.:
Dear 10-month-old Averi,

You are ROCKING those skinny jeans and that little tank, sweetie. I mean, look at your adorable, little belly. I could just eat you up with a spoon!

But if you even THINK about going out looking like this when you’re a teenager…

…your father and I will do the the Macarena in front of all of your friends. I know you don’t know what that is. But it will END you socially.

Just think about it.



Comments to "Fashion Police"

  1. Danielle Higginbottom-Brown

    August 30, 2012

    omg! I just snorted my coffee out my nose! love ya!!!!

  2. Pam

    August 30, 2012

    We tried that. Remember your Dad sliding into the kitchen thinking he was Tom Cruise from Risky Business? Brian was unfazed and married you anyway!!

    • Katy in a Corner

      August 30, 2012

      Do I remember that? My dad slid across the kitchen floor in his whitey tighties while I was watching a movie with my then-boyfriend-turned-husband. These aren’t things I forget.


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