10 Questions a Mother Should NOT Ask on an Internet Forum

2)  My 10-month-old thinks it’s cute to spit her food at me each time I give her a spoonful. Is she too young to flick really hard on the nose?

3)  Will it damage my kids’ ears if I turn up the music so loud in the car that I can no longer hear them?

4)  I’ve been searching the web and can’t seem to find whether or not there is something called a “tantrum cage.” Preferably a padded one (more humane). Any suggestions?

5)  Are there boarding schools for toddlers? For babies?

6)  If I forget to feed my kid dinner, should I wake him up to eat?

7)  If another kid throws a rock at my kid, can I legally throw a rock at that kid and also his mother?

8)  How much damage will I really do if my kid eats only chicken nuggets and pizza for two weeks straight?

9)  Do government agencies have some kind of program that trolls the web looking for these types of questions? If so, what are the key words to avoid?

And finally…

10)  If I poke holes in the box it’s okay, right?

Okay, funny people, your turn! What are some of your questions a mother should not ask on an internet forum?

PS – Y’all blew my slippers off yesterday with all the comments and social media love about the “How to be a Perfect Mother” video! I’m already so pumped about next week’s How-to Tuesday…